Ever since I got the Korean food hook up from CJ, I’ve occasionally used their spicy Korean BBQ sauce to make chicken wings. Jas, like most red-blooded American men, loves chicken wings, and he’s a huge fan of using the Bibigo sauce on them despite the fact that anything remotely spicy makes him sweat buckets. Recently he had a hankering for wings so we whipped some up. Since my mom is now capable of receiving picture mail, I sent her a photo of our dinner in an effort to convince her I don’t mess up everything I try to cook: She left a voicemail shortly after that, which I’ve transcribed verbatim: Mom: “Rebeccaaaaa. We have big storm. I’m sitting here, dark. A little while ago, I see your, um, chicken. Gochujang chicken? That chicken. That’s a gochujang sauce. Chicken legs. Look good. So I re-ply, but I say ‘Justin’ ‘stead of ‘Jason.’ Oh my gahhh! I guess I’m getting old. So don’t tell him that, okay? Just say ‘Jason.’ I say ‘Justin,’ you know? So don’t tell him that!” Three things: Yes my mom said “re-ply” as if it were two words (“re” and “ply”). Jason and I have been dating for nearly eight years. Before that I dated a guy named Justin. I can understand initial confusion considering the two names are similar, but really, after eight years she’s still getting them confused? Speaking of “re-ply,” what’s this response she was talking about? I never got any sort of text message reply from her. I thought she didn’t even know how to send one. I returned her call to get the story straight. Mom: “You get my message?” Me: “Yeah.” Mom: “Oh my gahhhh, I say ‘Justin,’ not ‘Jason’! Don’t tell him I say that!” Me, laughing: “I can see how you’d get confused. We’ve only been dating for eight short years.” Mom: “…I say ‘Justin.'” Me: “Yeah, you’ve mentioned that. What’s this reply you were talking about? I never got a reply.” Mom, angry: “Mia say she don’t get my re-plies either! I don’t know what the deal is! Phone or something!” Much of this effect is probably associated with the ability to recognise a cheapest brand viagra...

It’s been a while, but that doesn’t mean my mom is any less amusing; I’ve just been busy with starting a new job and ramping up my Ironman training. Speaking of the Ironman, since Mom insisted she was too busy with her peppers to watch me race Ironman Canada, I’ve been pondering other locations for future races. Ironman Arizona has looked like a somewhat promising option since my mom’s mother-in-law lives in Phoenix and she and my stepdad visit often–I brought up that race to her and she cautiously agreed to watch. Recently, however, my boyfriend has been pestering me about signing up for Ironman Wisconsin 2013. It’d be in September instead of November like Arizona, and the course is more appealing (rolling hills instead of numerous flat loops). I brought up Wisconsin to my mom to see how’d she react. Me: “There’s another Ironman race in Wisconsin in September. I was thinking of doing that next year. Would you be able to come out and watch?” Mom: “Wisconson? Oh yeah, Kuht and I drive. Meel-wok-eee?” Me: “No, Madison.” Mom: “How far is Madison?” I pulled up Google Maps and mapped out a driving course. Me: “Looks about seven and a half hours.” Mom: “Yeah, okay. We can drive.” Me: “So you’d want to come out and watch the race? Which one would work better for you, Arizona or Wisconsin?” Mom: “Ummm, Wisconsin. Cuz we’d have our own car. Air-eee-jone-uh we have to rent car.” Me: “Okay, cool.” Moreover, they help treating the sexual problem of generic cialis levitra ED or any other conditions that completely go with it. Best herbs like Salabmisri, Safedmusli, Shilajit, Vidarikand, Kaunch and generic levitra no prescription Ashwagandha are highly helpful to increase sex power, stamina, energy and strength naturally. Taking buy viagra in canada dilates genital vessels and releases pressure from the heart. cialis purchase How do we naturally do that? If you consume of the alkaline-formed foods, takes cellular magnesium-potassium and drink healing mineral water, you can reinstate correct acid-base balance; thus, the alkalinity of the liver bile ducts, bile duct, sphincter of Oddi, and the duodenum. Mom: “We drive out and watch…WAIT!! Not September 9th!” Me: “What?” Mom: “Race September 9th?...